YATF

PREVIEW / BIDDING NOT OPEN YET

BRAND THE FOUNDER.

Remember Brand My Mac? Same idea, except the laptop is me. Every logo slot on my gear goes to the highest bidder, and I wear it on camera for the launch episodes.

See the slots HOVER THE SLOTS.
PRESS 1–9 TO SWAP ITEMS.
CapStarting bid: $75Bidding opens soonT-shirtStarting bid: $150Bidding opens soonLeggingsNot for sale. I need pants.BootsNot for sale. Yet.
Mic flagStarting bid: $100Bidding opens soon

Brand the founder

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Inventory

01 / THE SLOTS

PICK A SLOT. WATCH IT ON AIR.

Bidding isn't open yet. Starting bids are what the first bid will need to beat. Pick a slot to see how it shows up on camera.

STATUS: OPENS SOON / NO BIDS TAKEN YET

<Founder> Pick a slot. I'll show you how it looks on camera.

02 / WHY RAISE BEFORE THE SHOW

YOUR BID BUYS BETTER GEAR.

I'm raising money before the first episode for one reason: gear. Every dollar from the auction goes into kit that makes the show look and sound better.

It's a loop. The more I raise before launch, the better the launch episodes. The better the episodes, the more people watch them, and the more eyes land on your logo.

Enchant

The showThe thing being enchanted. Your bidsWhat pays for the enchantments.
  1. BETTER MICSProper mics for me and every guest. People forgive shaky video. They don't forgive bad sound.$600 BUDGET / UNLOCKS AT $600 RAISED1
  2. A FOURTH CAMERAOne more angle for reactions, cutaways, and clips that are actually worth sharing.+$1,000 / UNLOCKS AT $1,600 RAISED2
  3. BETTER LIGHTINGA proper lighting kit, so every location looks like a show and not a video call.+$1,000 / UNLOCKS AT $2,600 RAISED3

Locked until bidding opens. Levels unlock at $600, $1,600 and $2,600 raised.

03 / HOW THE AUCTION WILL WORK

HOW BIDDING WILL RUN.

  1. BIDDING OPENSAll five slots open at the same time, each at its starting bid. The opening and closing dates are announced before launch.
  2. PLACE A BIDPick a slot and bid above the current highest bid. You add a card when you bid; it's stored by the payment provider, never on this site.
  3. OUTBID? BID AGAINEach slot shows its highest bid. If someone outbids you, you can raise your bid as many times as you like until the auction closes.
  4. THE AUCTION CLOSESThe highest bid on each slot wins and only that card is charged. Winners send their logo, and it goes on camera in the launch episodes.

04 / FINE PRINT

READ THIS BIT.

  • Logos are shown as paid placements, and labelled as sponsorship in every episode they appear in.
  • I approve every brand before the auction closes. If I'd turn yours down, your bid is removed and your card is never charged.
  • Guests aren't part of the deal. Nobody on the show is asked to talk about your brand.

WANT A HEADS-UP WHEN IT OPENS?

Email me and I'll tell you the moment bidding opens. Want a full episode instead of a logo? See the sponsor menu.

Tell me when it opens